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It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is. — Amanda Peterson

I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are. — Eden Ahbez

It's really funny, I think to myself ... I've got my same guitar and amp, it's just a bigger room now! Some things don't change. — Brian Setzer

You can't always go to the well and have things be funny. — Richard Ford

It's funny the things you think you're scared of until they're upon you, and then you're not. — Gayle Forman

Do not complain about two things; your job and your position, because you can always change them. — M.F. Moonzajer

I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition. — Natasha Lyonne

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. — Shaquille O'Neal

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them. — Thomas Lennon

I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny. — Patrick Kane

It's funny how you can struggle with one piece and write a better one in a minute. When things come easy, it means it's good. — Joe Satriani

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny. — Joel Hodgson

Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don't think it's sexy, or funny, there's no way I can change your mind. — Gene Siskel

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. — Julia Sweeney

I gave up trying to please others and started playing for myself, and because I love music, things naturally happened then. Funny how that works. — Tori Amos

It was the kind of laugh that hunted down funny things, and killed them stone dead. — Gregory David Roberts

It's funny how some things are just words until one day, it happens to you, and it's like an epiphany. — Cheryl McIntyre

I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them. — Tom Althouse

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. — Tom Sizemore

As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Dreams are funny things. They shift and morph the more you grow. — Ella Frank

In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. — Howard Mittelmark

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! — Hailee Steinfeld

There are two things you never turn down: sex and appearing on television. — Gore Vidal

Make [food] simple and let things taste of what they are. — Curnonsky

If things do not change,in the future we may all speak spell check. — Tom Althouse

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny. — Seth MacFarlane

He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. — Barbara Kingsolver

There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly. — Lola J. May

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself. — Mila Kunis

It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality. — Rick Riordan

Funny how
time goes on,
things change,
and yet,
some things stay
exactly the same. — Lisa Schroeder

My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good. — Robert Parish

He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger. — Derek Landy

It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific. — Mike Krzyzewski

But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it's a strange movie, I didn't mind it, and it's got some interesting things going on. — Alex Winter

Remember that there's no one way of doing things ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open. — Fred Armisen

Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men. — Tad Williams

The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller. — Curt Flood

He knew you can't really be strong until you can see a funny side of things. — Ken Kesey

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. — Matt LeBlanc

I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of bad things. — Tamra Torero

What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes. — Kevin Dalton

I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny. — Ron Shock

Careers are funny things. They begin mysteriously and, just as mysteriously, they can end. — Edward Albee

Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it. — Hans Ree

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do. — Doug Stanhope

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big. — Katt Williams

I don't think this is working out between us," I told him. "You and I want different things. It's not me, it's you. — T.J. Klune

One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this morning". — Alan Turing

Craziness was considered funny, like all other things that were in reality frightening and profoundly shameful. — Margaret Atwood

With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em. — Young Jeezy

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. — William Feather

Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down. — Zayn Malik

The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a snake. — Mel Smith

Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective. — Lisa Genova

I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks. — Alex Pareene

I think many people are finding things I do very funny and strange. — Flula Borg

I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature. — Patty Duke

I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing. — Kristen Stewart

Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart — Maggie Stiefvater

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. — Adam Sandler

The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.' — Richard Branson

And all those things you listed right now, they're
things Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy

When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. — Nate Silver

Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer

I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things. — Chandler Parsons

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground. — Kristen Schaal

The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach. — Mark Hart

Gross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting. — Brian Chippendale

I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me. — Harold Ramis

I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time. — Martin Lawrence

It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you. — Kostya Tszyu

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear. — Amy Schumer

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick. — Nicole McKay

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on. — Lauren Graham

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

and I had come to this country where I could laugh, so gently, gently laugh at things that were actually not funny. — Catherine Lacey

My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day. — Gary Sinise

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. — Kevin Hart

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well. — Nick Jonas

Its a beautiful day.I think I'll skip my meds and stir things up a bit_Bumper Sticker — Darynda Jones

Funny how things can stay the same forever and then change so quickly. — Lauren Oliver

It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out. — Markus Zusak

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. — C.J. Redwine

You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd. — Ruud Gullit

Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things. — Jillian Dodd

I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true. — Vilmos Zsigmond

When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns. — Mitch Hedberg

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things. — Alice Cooper

The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not. — Tom Scharpling

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member. — George Lopez

I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that. — Brett Gelman

Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi — Sherrilyn Kenyon

One of the fun things about unreliable narrators is they can be funny. You can admire things about them and laugh with them. — Hanya Yanagihara

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things. — Gilbert Gottfried