Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
Collection of top 17 famous quotes about Funny Thanksgiving
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes & Sayings
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I have pursued her, as love hath pursued me
— William Shakespeare
She looks at me. She does. She.
— Patrick Ness
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
— Nicole Hollander
God is glorified, not by our groans, but by our thanksgivings.
— Edwin Percy Whipple
You can be far more challenging, articulate and intelligent writing for television than you can writing for the cinema.
— Peter Morgan
The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, I don't need a pardon. I need a job.'
— Conan O'Brien
The heart apparently doesn't stop that easily.
— Haruki Murakami
On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.
— William Jennings Bryan
No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
— Erma Bombeck
Values are shaped and refined by rubbing against real problems, and people interpret their problems according to the values they hold.
— Ronald A. Heifetz
It's hard to pick out one particular wrestler.
— Owen Hart
My anthropological back gets raised hackles with simple worlds and simple conflicts. Nothing's simple. Nothing ever was.
— Steven Erikson
Sustenance! Your health is always the best prescription.
— Lorii Myers
I looked on Jesus and the dove of peace entered my heart. I looked at the dove of peace; and lo ... off he went.
— Corrie Ten Boom