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Funny Texas Longhorns Quotes By Bjarne Stroustrup: Legacy code often differs from its suggested alternative

Legacy code often differs from its suggested alternative by actually working and scaling. — Bjarne Stroustrup

Funny Texas Longhorns Quotes By Greta Garbo: It is bitter to think of one's best

It is bitter to think of one's best years disappearing in this unpolished country. — Greta Garbo

Funny Texas Longhorns Quotes By Francis Marion Crawford: The situation was saved; Brisbane was going to

The situation was saved; Brisbane was going to tell a story. — Francis Marion Crawford

Funny Texas Longhorns Quotes By Beverly Cleary: As a child, I disliked books in which

As a child, I disliked books in which children learned to be 'better' children. — Beverly Cleary

Funny Texas Longhorns Quotes By J. Aleksandr Wootton: Live in the moment ... but don't be

Live in the moment ... but don't be led by the moment, or the people who belong to it. — J. Aleksandr Wootton

Funny Texas Longhorns Quotes By Orna Ross: He loves the most beautiful woman in the

He loves the most beautiful woman in the world. And like Sir Lancelot, he shall love her exceedingly well. — Orna Ross

Funny Texas Longhorns Quotes By James Monroe: In wars of the European powers in matters

In wars of the European powers in matters relating to themselves we have never taken any part, nor does it comport with our policy so to do — James Monroe

Funny Texas Longhorns Quotes By Dan Brown: Our current path is a pretty simple formula

Our current path is a pretty simple formula for destruction. — Dan Brown

Funny Texas Longhorns Quotes By Mark Twain: Religion was invented when the first con man

Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. — Mark Twain

Funny Texas Longhorns Quotes By Robin Morgan: There's something contagious about demanding freedom.

There's something contagious about demanding freedom. — Robin Morgan

Funny Texas Longhorns Quotes By Khalil Gibran: No man can reveal to you nothing but

No man can reveal to you nothing but that which already lies half-asleep in the dawning of your knowledge. — Khalil Gibran

Funny Texas Longhorns Quotes By John Jay Chapman: People who love soft methods and hate iniquity

People who love soft methods and hate iniquity forget this; that reform consists in taking a bone from a dog. Philosophy will not do it. — John Jay Chapman

Funny Texas Longhorns Quotes By Theognis: Happy the lover who exercises, thenGoes home to

Happy the lover who exercises, then
Goes home to sleep all day with a handsome boy. — Theognis