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She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.
— Rodney Dangerfield
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.
— Woody Allen
I don't know what's funny and what's not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences.
— Daniel Tosh
Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.
— Christoph Fischer
A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.
— Nicole McKay
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
— George Carlin
For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.
— Nicole McKay
Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.
— Yvonne Prinz
Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.
— Donald Glover
The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.
— Nicole McKay
Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.
— Nicole McKay
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
— Nicole McKay
I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.
— Nicole McKay
You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!
— Nicole McKay
Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't fair,life is a test.
— Melissa Francis
A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.
— Nicole McKay
I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.
— Steven Wright
And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese
— Lucian Bane
A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!
— Nicole McKay
Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.
— Frankie Boyle
A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself.
— Matthew Lillard
Life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want.
— Turcois Ominek
