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Time comes to us softly, slowly. It sits beside us for a while. Then, long before we are ready, it moves on. — Jacqueline Woodson
He will let you down, because that's what he does. That's who he is. — Jenny Han
The human race might be about to disappear, but not before putting on a two-year frenzy of recreational sex. — Neal Stephenson
Alcohol is the monarch of liquids. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
It wasn't until 'Thor' that I started lifting weights. It was all pretty new to me. — Chris Hemsworth
Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez
When you invoke the agent of change called acceptance, you must accept all that you are, all that you've been, and all that you will be in the future. — Debbie Ford
And if love is, what thing and which is he? If love be good, from whennes cometh my woo? — Geoffrey Chaucer
We might be too proud to admit it as guys, but we still need to learn how to manage responsibility, how to face our challenges. — Ryan Reynolds
There is nothing like despair to make one throw oneself upon the gods. — Mary Renault

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