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Concentrate your energies, your thoughts and your capital. The wise man puts all his eggs in one basket and watches the basket. — Andrew Carnegie

The biggest problem of all is that it's very difficult to tell my daughter, 'Swearing is not clever or funny,' because I earn a living by swearing. — Peter Capaldi

I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other. — Jason Gann

Are you ever going to kiss me without swearing first? — Christine Feehan

Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt. — H.M. Ward

It's your own conscience That is gonna remind you That it's your heart and nobody else's That is gonna judge. — Bob Marley

We've got to find ways of confronting the issues that divide - and at the heart of cultural issues, you often find religions. — George Carey

It is failure that guides evolution; perfection provides no incentive for improvement, and nothing is perfect. — Colson Whitehead

I don't mind being the center of attention as a character but in real life it's not for me. — Rachel Bilson

If you want to find God, hang out in the space between your thoughts. — Alan Cohen

... Pfiffikus, whose vulgarity made Rosa Hubermann look like a wordsmith and a saint. — Markus Zusak

You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels. — Dylan Moran

The most drastic and usually the most effective remedy for fear is direct action. — William Burnham Woods

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. — Finley Peter Dunne

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman

We should not let a day go by without thanking God for His mercy and grace to us in Jesus Christ. — Billy Graham

The rich have a passion for bargains as lively as it is pointless. — Francoise Sagan

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. — Pawan Mishra

I believe firmly that in making ethical decisions, man has the prerogative of true freedom of choice. — Corliss Lamont

Books are in the mind, Grandfather Alessandro said. Too many books and you forget your body is in the world. — Tom Spanbauer

The only tough thing is admitting to my wife how much a certain article of clothing costs. — Taye Diggs