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Funny Stethoscope Quotes By William Arthur Dunkerley: Thank God for sleep! And when you cannot

Thank God for sleep! And when you cannot sleep, still thank Him that you live to lie awake. — William Arthur Dunkerley

Funny Stethoscope Quotes By Bob Corker: I started working when I was 13, picking

I started working when I was 13, picking up trash, bagging ice. — Bob Corker

Funny Stethoscope Quotes By Jesse Lauriston Livermore: My main life lesson from investing: self-interest is

My main life lesson from investing: self-interest is the most powerful force on earth, and can get people to embrace and defend almost anything. — Jesse Lauriston Livermore

Funny Stethoscope Quotes By Larry Niven: Music had played suddenly through the cabin, complex

Music had played suddenly through the cabin, complex and lovely, rich in minor tones, like the sad call of a sex-maddened computer. Nessus whistled. — Larry Niven

Funny Stethoscope Quotes By Quintilian: A liar ought to have a good memory.

A liar ought to have a good memory. — Quintilian

Funny Stethoscope Quotes By Derek Landy: Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend,

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. — Derek Landy

Funny Stethoscope Quotes By Josh Billings: Threescore years and ten is enough; if a

Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb. — Josh Billings

Funny Stethoscope Quotes By Abraham Joshua Heschel: Wonder rather than doubt is the root of

Wonder rather than doubt is the root of all knowledge. — Abraham Joshua Heschel

Funny Stethoscope Quotes By Anthony Doerr: The stars were so many and so white

The stars were so many and so white they looked like chips of ice, hammered through the fabric of the sky. — Anthony Doerr

Funny Stethoscope Quotes By Henny Youngman: A doctor has a stethoscope up to a

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!" — Henny Youngman

Funny Stethoscope Quotes By L. Frank Baum: You have some queer friends, Dorothy,' she said.The

You have some queer friends, Dorothy,' she said.
The queerness doesn't matter, so long as they're friends,' was the answer — L. Frank Baum

Funny Stethoscope Quotes By Eugenio Prados: Good God! I'm out of tobacco.

Good God! I'm out of tobacco. — Eugenio Prados

Funny Stethoscope Quotes By Jean De La Bruyere: The duty of a judge is to administer

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it — Jean De La Bruyere