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Thank God for sleep! And when you cannot sleep, still thank Him that you live to lie awake. — William Arthur Dunkerley

I started working when I was 13, picking up trash, bagging ice. — Bob Corker

My main life lesson from investing: self-interest is the most powerful force on earth, and can get people to embrace and defend almost anything. — Jesse Lauriston Livermore

Music had played suddenly through the cabin, complex and lovely, rich in minor tones, like the sad call of a sex-maddened computer. Nessus whistled. — Larry Niven

A liar ought to have a good memory. — Quintilian

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. — Derek Landy

Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb. — Josh Billings

Wonder rather than doubt is the root of all knowledge. — Abraham Joshua Heschel

The stars were so many and so white they looked like chips of ice, hammered through the fabric of the sky. — Anthony Doerr

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!" — Henny Youngman

You have some queer friends, Dorothy,' she said.
The queerness doesn't matter, so long as they're friends,' was the answer — L. Frank Baum

Good God! I'm out of tobacco. — Eugenio Prados

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it — Jean De La Bruyere