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If all I do in my life is soothe someone's spirit with a song , then let me do that and I'm happy.
— Gladys Knight
Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden's compound, which explains why bin Laden's last words were, 'Dude ... '
— Conan O'Brien
It occurs to me that with all the television people watch, most of their acquaintances are actors.
— Arthur Miller
Today Jazz music is performed & listened to by people of all ethnicity, backgrounds, ages & creeds.
— Michelle Obama
Work for a Better Life as if you live forever,And work for Better End as if you die tomorrow — Ali Ibn Abi Talib
Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.
— Robin Williams
I just do the best I can and write something interesting, to tell stories in an interesting way and move forward from there.
— Anthony Bourdain
I had to go see the Glee concert with my daughter - oh my God, shoot me.
— Melissa Etheridge
We pose only those questions whose answers are the pre-given conditions of the questions themselves.
— Alain Badiou
I winked at my own littleness, as people do at their own faults.
— Jonathan Swift
If you're a member of my family, whether immediate or extended, and you want to see my show, don't.
— Chelsea Handler