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Poor worms, they hiss at me, whilst I at home Can be contented to applaud myself, ... with joy To see how plump my bags are and my barns. — Ben Jonson

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of. — Bernie Mac

I don't deny myself food. I'm no saint. I love butter and cream, but I also eat lots of grains and fruits. — Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sense the joy of young and old,
I hear wondrous tales told,
Beauty surrounds me as I gaze above,
But I am alone for I live without love. — Anonymous

Since the inception of Gym Class in 1997, every member has had another musical outlet, if not three or four. — Travie McCoy

The plural of spouse is spice. — Christopher Morley