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You don't get to choose who turns you into a maniac.
They just do, and you're just fucked, and the rest is just damage control. — Julio Alexi Genao

Every great novel begins with a single word. One word, followed by another and another and another. Sentences forming paths to that dream. — Pamela Morris

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. — Robin Williams

There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner

I want to pretend there's such a thing as requited love. As the endurance of love. — Lorrie Moore

You fainted,' Tom said.
Reg coughed.
No, I didn't,' he said. 'Women faint. People afraid of needles faint. Men black out. — N.D. Wilson

If worship bores you, you are not ready for heaven. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you masturbate with a partner. — Slavoj Zizek

Ancient Chinese proverb," he said, heading toward the kitchen.
"He who butt-fucks all night wakes up with sore asshole. — Brad Boney