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Funny Sober Quotes By Jane Goodall: Cumulatively small decisions, choices, actions, make a very

Cumulatively small decisions, choices, actions, make a very big difference. — Jane Goodall

Funny Sober Quotes By Clive Barker: We're too much ourselves. Afraid of letting go

We're too much ourselves. Afraid of letting go of what we are, in case we are nothing, and holding on so tight, we lose everything else. — Clive Barker

Funny Sober Quotes By Gottfried Leibniz: All things in God are spontaneous.

All things in God are spontaneous. — Gottfried Leibniz

Funny Sober Quotes By Ashley Jade: Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober

Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass.

-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain — Ashley Jade

Funny Sober Quotes By Caesar Kalinowski: Jesus is not a King who can be

Jesus is not a King who can be followed in your spare time. God is not interested in our leftovers. — Caesar Kalinowski

Funny Sober Quotes By S.A. David: Keep being a good boy and divorce Katherine.

Keep being a good boy and divorce Katherine. We should be grateful to King Henry the Eighth for that privilege. — S.A. David

Funny Sober Quotes By Isaac Barrow: Nothing of worth or weight can be achieved

Nothing of worth or weight can be achieved with half a mind, with a faint heart, and with a lame endeavor. — Isaac Barrow

Funny Sober Quotes By Bianca Sommerland: This is going to hurt, isn't it?""Yes it

This is going to hurt, isn't it?"
"Yes it is."
"Am I allowed to call you names?"
It was very very hard not to laugh. Impertinent little brat. — Bianca Sommerland

Funny Sober Quotes By Tom Shadyac: Death is not the enemy. A life lived

Death is not the enemy. A life lived without love is the enemy. — Tom Shadyac

Funny Sober Quotes By Sylvia Day: I'll kill for you, give up everything i

I'll kill for you, give up everything i own for you ... but i won't give you up. — Sylvia Day

Funny Sober Quotes By Anonymous: time to kill, and a time to heal;

time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; — Anonymous

Funny Sober Quotes By Shunryu Suzuki: Let your ears hear without trying to hear.

Let your ears hear without trying to hear. Let the mind think without trying to think and without trying to stop it. That is practice. — Shunryu Suzuki

Funny Sober Quotes By Mason Cooley: Fortuna likes to find a crowd and follow

Fortuna likes to find a crowd and follow it. — Mason Cooley

Funny Sober Quotes By Ed Byrne: Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's

Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober. — Ed Byrne

Funny Sober Quotes By Nimrat Kaur: I would've done anything to work with Satyajit

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray. — Nimrat Kaur

Funny Sober Quotes By Rem Koolhaas: I wanted to disconnect from contemporary architecture

I wanted to disconnect from contemporary architecture — Rem Koolhaas

Funny Sober Quotes By Winston Churchill: I may be drunk, Miss, but in the

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill