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Am Anfang war Gott? It may have been true, but it was not germane. — Stephen Craig

People that want it to just be funny should not despair, because there is so much true crazy comedy coming up. — Mary Steenburgen

MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?
ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.
MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?
ME: MATH. — KanyaACoffman

It's true - there are only, like, two songs about rainbows, including that one. He should be asking why there are so few songs about rainbows. — Cheryl Cory

I know the path by heart, by heart- a funny expression, so true. My heart knows right where to go. — Cynthia Hand

It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it. — Jamie McGuire

It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so temporary, like bathwater: the warmth eventually grows cold. — K.M. Alexander

Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world — Jeevagan Nagarajan

Nerd life is just so much better than regular life. — John Green

I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always. — Kari Luna

America is still AmeriKKKa. rather we like it or not — Fee Scott

On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny. — David Hyde Pierce

Sim sighed. like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first. — Keith Gray

I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-: — Mahsati Abdul

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true. — Mark Indelicato

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. — Marilyn Monroe

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. — Criss Jami

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole

Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that. — Ashley Purdy

But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore. — Jonathan Dunne

Keep calm and be yourself — Jasmine Lozano

Sitting alone in the cafeteria would just scream I'm the new girl. Everyone stare at me while I eat. — Kristi Cook

When you're in a train and it breaks down, well, there you is. But when you're in a plane and it breaks down, there you AIN'T. — Amy Hill Hearth

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone. — James M. Barrie

The movies are funny, in one way, because you think of everyone being as beautiful as the dawn, but that isn't true. — Julian Fellowes

I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it. — Tom Althouse

It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my arm. — Sue Ann Jaffarian

Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude ... — Katharine Fullerton Gerould

Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever. — Margaret Sullivan

Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Regina Griffin

I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true. — Vilmos Zsigmond

Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks me up. He's so funny, but he's a true actor, too - he's bringing so much when he's onscreen. — Chris Pratt

Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle. — Laurie Halse Anderson

I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done. — Monica Murphy

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting. — John Oliver

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!! — Eoin Colfer

When boys get mad its not so bad
When girls get mad world WW3 is about to start! — P.C. Cast

I don't know. I don't really like old movies. The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. Let's go wear our hats and have a big misunderstanding — Stephanie Perkins

Life is too short to dance with ugly men — Christina Dodd

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair. — Criss Jami

Selective hearing ... typical male. Maybe he was human after all ... — Cameo Renae

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being. — Steven Saylor

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it's inside you until someone pulls it out. — Meghan Quinn

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes — Jeffree Star

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

Isn't it funny how true peace describes war and chaos? — Lionel Suggs

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well. — Tom Waits

You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal. — Francois Lelord

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman

I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me. — Shannon L. Alder

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. — Criss Jami

Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others — Yana Toboso

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami

If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes. — Terry Pratchett

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami

It's fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it's true. — Joey Fatone

His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel. Or a whore. — Michael Dobbs

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake. — Charlaine Harris

Nothing," she said, "upsets me more than being hungry; I snarl and snap and burst into tears. — Shirley Jackson

If they weren't staring at a fellow, they were laughing at him. — Wilson Rawls

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

Don't be so humble - you are not that great. — Golda Meir

Relaxed Empiricism
I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey

You know how some people get sun-kissed, well i got sun bitch slapped — Ryan Oliveira

To tell you the truth. I am a wild and passionate novelist. I am therefore easily given over to telling wild and passionate lies. — Val Edward Simone

I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true. — Edmund Hillary