Funny Situations Quotes
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Funny Situations Quotes & Sayings
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Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
— Tracy Morgan
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
This is how the zombie apocalypse starts," Cas said. "You don't screw with death, yo!
— Jennifer Rush
Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Brummies run themselves down, they're very self-deprecating. Whereas Yorkshire people certainly aren't.
— Jonathan Meades
I believe in that one-on-one sell. I don't really believe in flooding the market with loads of goods that don't mean much, and you lose your identity.
— Alexander McQueen
These people did not give me to eat, they did not give me to drink, I lay naked in prison and they did not visit me,
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
— Daniel Craig
There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic.
— George Orwell
And what is life? God manifested in the material plane. For it is in Him that we live and move and have our being.
— Edgar Cayce
Sporks are only used in the most dire situations.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
It's so weird to have someone tell you you're sick when you feel really healthy and good.
— Julia Sweeney
There is mighty force, energy, ability inside of us that has not yet been noticed by the world
— Sunday Adelaja
Vision is seeing the invisible.
— Jonathan Swift