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Funny Simple Senior Quotes By Benjamin Franklin: The proof of gold is fire ...

The proof of gold is fire ... — Benjamin Franklin

Funny Simple Senior Quotes By Jay Asher: Expose yourself," they said. "Let us see your

Expose yourself," they said. "Let us see your deepest and your darkest."
My deepest and my darkest? What are you, my gynecologist? — Jay Asher

Funny Simple Senior Quotes By Harper Lee: Go away, the old buildings said. There is

Go away, the old buildings said. There is no place for you here. You are not wanted. We have secrets. — Harper Lee

Funny Simple Senior Quotes By Charles Spurgeon: If any man will preach as he should

If any man will preach as he should preach, his work will take more out of him than any other labor under heaven. — Charles Spurgeon

Funny Simple Senior Quotes By Woody Hayes: I recruited a Czech kicker, and during the

I recruited a Czech kicker, and during the eye exam, when asked to read the bottom line, the kicker replied, Read it? I know him. — Woody Hayes

Funny Simple Senior Quotes By Charles Dickens: but I am quite sure I should have

but I am quite sure I should have scouted the notion of her being simply human, like any other young lady, with indignation and contempt. — Charles Dickens

Funny Simple Senior Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: If you see a lonely homeless, ask this

If you see a lonely homeless, ask this question: Where the hell the society is? And here is the answer: It is rotten and enjoying somewhere! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Funny Simple Senior Quotes By Bryant H. McGill: The world is starving for original and decisive

The world is starving for original and decisive leadership. — Bryant H. McGill

Funny Simple Senior Quotes By Jayseth Guberman: How can I pull myself up by my

How can I pull myself up by my bootstraps if I'm living on a shoestring? — Jayseth Guberman

Funny Simple Senior Quotes By Deborah Blum: The U.S. government spends billions of dollars on

The U.S. government spends billions of dollars on disasters after they happen, but it pinches pennies when it comes to preparing for them. — Deborah Blum

Funny Simple Senior Quotes By Carl Jung: An archetypal content expresses itself, first and foremost,

An archetypal content expresses itself, first and foremost, in metaphors. — Carl Jung

Funny Simple Senior Quotes By Shamcey Supsup: I have my faith and my principles, and

I have my faith and my principles, and this is what makes me who I am. If the person loves me, he'll love my God too, — Shamcey Supsup

Funny Simple Senior Quotes By Alvin Lee: I started off playing the clarinet, after I

I started off playing the clarinet, after I was inspired by listening to my dad's Benny Goodman records. — Alvin Lee