Funny Simile Quotes
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Funny Simile Quotes & Sayings
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Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground.
— Jim Butcher
My cheeks tremble. My eyes water. I'm glad I was able to keep my shit together while he was here. I've
— Riley Hart
All things are manifestations of one thing only.
— Paulo Coelho
It was like hiking into a Hemingway story; everything was sepia-toned and bristling with subtext.
— Leslie What
The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard.
— Ned Beauman
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.
— Bill Maher
The world is like a vast sea: mankind like a vessel sailing on its tempestuous bosom ... [T]he sciences serve us for oars.
— Oliver Goldsmith
As a species, the look of another of our species into our eyes has a great power. It can mean a lot of different things: aggression, love.
— Chris Milk
Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.
— Zane Stumpo
The path to holiness lies through questioning everything.
— M. Scott Peck
Civilization is like air or water. Wherever there is a passage, be it only a fissure, it will penetrate and modify the conditions of a country.
— Jules Verne