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Funny Simile Quotes By Jim Butcher: Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going

Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground. — Jim Butcher

Funny Simile Quotes By Laline Paull: 717! You are behaving like a demented bluebottle

717! You are behaving like a demented bluebottle - stop that! — Laline Paull

Funny Simile Quotes By Riley Hart: My cheeks tremble. My eyes water. I'm glad

My cheeks tremble. My eyes water. I'm glad I was able to keep my shit together while he was here. I've — Riley Hart

Funny Simile Quotes By Paulo Coelho: All things are manifestations of one thing only.

All things are manifestations of one thing only. — Paulo Coelho

Funny Simile Quotes By Leslie What: It was like hiking into a Hemingway story;

It was like hiking into a Hemingway story; everything was sepia-toned and bristling with subtext. — Leslie What

Funny Simile Quotes By Ned Beauman: The simile has to match the tone of

The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard. — Ned Beauman

Funny Simile Quotes By Bill Maher: To most Christians, the Bible is like a

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher

Funny Simile Quotes By Oliver Goldsmith: The world is like a vast sea: mankind

The world is like a vast sea: mankind like a vessel sailing on its tempestuous bosom ... [T]he sciences serve us for oars. — Oliver Goldsmith

Funny Simile Quotes By Chris Milk: As a species, the look of another of

As a species, the look of another of our species into our eyes has a great power. It can mean a lot of different things: aggression, love. — Chris Milk

Funny Simile Quotes By Zane Stumpo: Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile. — Zane Stumpo

Funny Simile Quotes By M. Scott Peck: The path to holiness lies through questioning everything.

The path to holiness lies through questioning everything. — M. Scott Peck

Funny Simile Quotes By Jules Verne: Civilization is like air or water. Wherever there

Civilization is like air or water. Wherever there is a passage, be it only a fissure, it will penetrate and modify the conditions of a country. — Jules Verne

Funny Simile Quotes By John Callahan: Sex is like air; it's not important unless

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. — John Callahan