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Funny Simile Quotes & Sayings

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Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground. — Jim Butcher

717! You are behaving like a demented bluebottle - stop that! — Laline Paull

My cheeks tremble. My eyes water. I'm glad I was able to keep my shit together while he was here. I've — Riley Hart

All things are manifestations of one thing only. — Paulo Coelho

It was like hiking into a Hemingway story; everything was sepia-toned and bristling with subtext. — Leslie What

The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard. — Ned Beauman

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher

The world is like a vast sea: mankind like a vessel sailing on its tempestuous bosom ... [T]he sciences serve us for oars. — Oliver Goldsmith

As a species, the look of another of our species into our eyes has a great power. It can mean a lot of different things: aggression, love. — Chris Milk

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile. — Zane Stumpo

The path to holiness lies through questioning everything. — M. Scott Peck

Civilization is like air or water. Wherever there is a passage, be it only a fissure, it will penetrate and modify the conditions of a country. — Jules Verne

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. — John Callahan