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Funny Shut Up Quotes By Ryne Sandberg: I love to play baseball. I'm a baseball

I love to play baseball. I'm a baseball player. I've always been a baseball player. I'm still a baseball player. That's who I am. — Ryne Sandberg

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Amanda Penland: Keep in mind the devil will use anything

Keep in mind the devil will use anything he can to divide, confuse, and stir up trouble. We are to learn to recognize his tricks. — Amanda Penland

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Huston Piner: At Chadham High, the safest place to be

At Chadham High, the safest place to be gay was in the closet. — Huston Piner

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Noam Chomsky: My grandchildren are on social media all the

My grandchildren are on social media all the time, and they think they have friends. But it's not what I would've called a friend, ever. — Noam Chomsky

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Richard Gere: Always walk towards open doors. And if they

Always walk towards open doors. And if they slam shut in your face, kick that sucker in and keep going. — Richard Gere

Funny Shut Up Quotes By R.R. Virdi: There was a part of my brain that

There was a part of my brain that wanted to ask if his wife had a beard, verify my theory. I told that part of my brain to shut up. — R.R. Virdi

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Krista Alasti: Just shut up and talk. - Shella

Just shut up and talk. - Shella — Krista Alasti

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Zane Smith is a guy who can shut

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: You both talk too much," the kid says.

You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I hate people who cry around me. I'm

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' — Robert Pattinson

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Mark Twain: The way it is now, the asylums can

The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials. — Mark Twain

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Eoin Colfer: Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment,

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander. — Eoin Colfer

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: For their holidays: the rich go see the

For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Wanda Sykes: Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope

Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail. — Wanda Sykes

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him saying

Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him
saying as my eyes crash shut. "Six
minutes is a boiled egg. — Sophie Kinsella

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Melissa Marr: Will you be my forever, Donia?

Will you be my forever, Donia? — Melissa Marr

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Julia Quinn: Caroline, do you value your neck?""Yes, I'm rather

Caroline, do you value your neck?"
"Yes, I'm rather fond of it. Why?"
"Because if you don't shut up, I'm going to wring it. — Julia Quinn

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Kim Harrison: You are the devil to talk to, Rachel,"

You are the devil to talk to, Rachel," he said curtly. "Will you shut up and listen? — Kim Harrison

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Beau Brummell: Shut the door, Wales.

Shut the door, Wales. — Beau Brummell

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Kendall Jenner: I like to go outside at night by

I like to go outside at night by myself and look at the sky and just appreciate it. I'm not that big of a weirdo, but - occasionally. — Kendall Jenner

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Sandra Dallas: Now I am shut up with his mother

Now I am shut up with his mother on Bramble farm and she is no better for conversation than prune whip — Sandra Dallas

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Matthew Norman: I'm comfortable with who I am," I say,

I'm comfortable with who I am," I say, which is a funny thing to say while shaming my own body in a full-length mirror. "Shut — Matthew Norman

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Roger Ebert: Steven Spielberg makes Minority Report with the newest

Steven Spielberg makes Minority Report with the newest digital technology; other directors seem to be trying to make their movies from it. — Roger Ebert

Funny Shut Up Quotes By E. Lockhart: She confused being sick with being brave, and

She confused being sick with being brave, and suffered agonies while imagining she merited praise for it. — E. Lockhart

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Lois Greiman: You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up.

You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you. — Lois Greiman

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Jamie Oliver: We're in a situation now where weight and

We're in a situation now where weight and extreme weight and heart disease is the biggest killer in this country today. — Jamie Oliver

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Martin Luther King Jr.: Was not Jesus an extremist in love? -

Was not Jesus an extremist in love? - "Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, pray for them that despitefully use you." — Martin Luther King Jr.

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Anthony Trollope: When a man tells me that a horse

When a man tells me that a horse is an armchair, I always tell him to put the brute into his bedroom. — Anthony Trollope

Funny Shut Up Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: I'm going to need to save you.""Excuse me?

I'm going to need to save you."
"Excuse me? No one needs-"
"I'm saving you, so shut up and be grateful. — Kelley Armstrong