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Funny See Off Quotes By Tim Vine: Black holes. I don't know what people see

Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out. — Tim Vine

Funny See Off Quotes By Ron Atkinson: He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces — Ron Atkinson

Funny See Off Quotes By Charles Dickens: If you could see my legs when I

If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is. — Charles Dickens

Funny See Off Quotes By Ron Pickering: Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner,

Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front — Ron Pickering

Funny See Off Quotes By Victoria Aveyard: Shocked to see me?" I drawl at them,

Shocked to see me?" I drawl at them, chuckling at the horrific joke. — Victoria Aveyard

Funny See Off Quotes By Charles Dickens: Let me see you ride a donkey over

Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it! — Charles Dickens

Funny See Off Quotes By His Holiness Divas: With a sense of humor, you can tackle

With a sense of humor, you can tackle any situation in life. Moreover, you'll also learn to see the funny side of things. — His Holiness Divas

Funny See Off Quotes By W. H. Auden: Cats can be very funny, and have the

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you ... — W. H. Auden

Funny See Off Quotes By Dia Reeves: Wanna see the rest of my happy place?

Wanna see the rest of my happy place? — Dia Reeves

Funny See Off Quotes By Michael Chabon: See you in the funny papers, he said.

See you in the funny papers, he said. Jaunty, he reminded himself; always jaunty. In my panache is their hope for salvation. — Michael Chabon

Funny See Off Quotes By Lisa Kudrow: Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out. — Lisa Kudrow

Funny See Off Quotes By Will Rogers: I never expected to see the day when

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. — Will Rogers

Funny See Off Quotes By Jack Paar: It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger. — Jack Paar

Funny See Off Quotes By Dashiell Hammett: It's probably polite to pretend you don't see

It's probably polite to pretend you don't see people coming out of pawnshops, anyhow. — Dashiell Hammett

Funny See Off Quotes By Tori Spelling: It would be pretty funny to see a

It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. — Tori Spelling

Funny See Off Quotes By Margaret Watson: She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would

She thinks you're stalking me."
"Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson

Funny See Off Quotes By Murray Walker: As you can see, visually, with your eyes.

As you can see, visually, with your eyes. — Murray Walker

Funny See Off Quotes By Cate Tiernan: I should have known the power-hungry slave drivers

I should have known the power-hungry slave drivers at River's Edge would see my five days of freedom only as a challenge to be filled. — Cate Tiernan

Funny See Off Quotes By Stuart Pearce: I can see the carrot at the end

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. — Stuart Pearce

Funny See Off Quotes By Megyn Kelly: I have to tell you I enjoy Jon

I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine. — Megyn Kelly

Funny See Off Quotes By Stephen King: I guess when you turn off the main

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. — Stephen King

Funny See Off Quotes By Shawn Stockman: It's very funny to see a Justin Bieber

It's very funny to see a Justin Bieber song done by a bunch of grown men. — Shawn Stockman

Funny See Off Quotes By Turcois Ominek: Life has a funny way of testing you

Life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want. — Turcois Ominek

Funny See Off Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

Funny See Off Quotes By Saul Bellow: We are funny creatures. We don't see the

We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not small gold objects, but endless fire. — Saul Bellow

Funny See Off Quotes By Jerry Coleman: The sky is so clear today you can

The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri. — Jerry Coleman

Funny See Off Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: I can see none of you are smugglers;

I can see none of you are smugglers; that's why it's so loud. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny See Off Quotes By Susan Ee: I want to see this video," I say."Seriously?"

I want to see this video," I say.
"Seriously?" asks Tattoo. "Want popcorn too? — Susan Ee

Funny See Off Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I see that even as the world plunges

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare

Funny See Off Quotes By Henny Youngman: Why does the New Italian navy have glass

Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy! — Henny Youngman

Funny See Off Quotes By George Takei: I do find things funny. When you see

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

Funny See Off Quotes By Kristen Schaal: As you can see, I speak many languages,

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex. — Kristen Schaal

Funny See Off Quotes By Amy Ryan: It's funny to see the finished product of

It's funny to see the finished product of a movie, stuff that's so beautiful, and to remember the particulars. — Amy Ryan

Funny See Off Quotes By Ricky Schroder: I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.'

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

Funny See Off Quotes By Karl Pilkington: I came up with a good idea ...

I came up with a good idea ... see-through skin. — Karl Pilkington

Funny See Off Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I see some people with glasses here, I

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan