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Funny Seatbelt Quotes By Doug Stanhope: If you really believe death leads to eternal

If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt? — Doug Stanhope

Funny Seatbelt Quotes By Kami Garcia: Maybe I'd spent too much time considering the

Maybe I'd spent too much time considering the metaphysical implications of heat. — Kami Garcia

Funny Seatbelt Quotes By Laure Lacornette: The main thing I worship is Nature !

The main thing I worship is Nature ! — Laure Lacornette

Funny Seatbelt Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Airline hostesses show you how to use a

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. — Jerry Seinfeld

Funny Seatbelt Quotes By Taylor Swift: 'Love Story' I wrote on my bedroom floor

'Love Story' I wrote on my bedroom floor in about 20 minutes. — Taylor Swift

Funny Seatbelt Quotes By Julie Kagawa: I don't feel like playing whack-a-mole with a

I don't feel like playing whack-a-mole with a trained sniper right now. — Julie Kagawa

Funny Seatbelt Quotes By Natalie Portman: I am not someone who sacrifice all for

I am not someone who sacrifice all for the cinema, my life will be always more important. — Natalie Portman

Funny Seatbelt Quotes By Susan Sarandon: I always had a problem with original sin;

I always had a problem with original sin; I always had a problem with the exclusivity of the church and a lot of the things that the nuns taught me. — Susan Sarandon

Funny Seatbelt Quotes By Kent Beck: There's a huge latent market for software development

There's a huge latent market for software development that's just flat-out honest. — Kent Beck