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Second, to have a good life, it is not enough to remove what is wrong from it. We also need a positive goal, otherwise why keep going?
— Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
138: Yo momma so stupid, she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs
— Pokemon Jokes
Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.
— Natalya Vorobyova
The heart of wisdom is tolerance.
— Steven Erikson
He would have found the whole thing wildly exciting if he wasn't so tired of things being so wildly exciting.
— Cynthia Hand
There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
— Darynda Jones
Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea.
— Nicholas D. Kristof
I get to meet a lot of people, and I really like people.
— Vincent Schiavelli
One ought only to write when one leaves a piece of one's own flesh in the inkpot, each time one dips one's pen.
— Leo Tolstoy
If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
In order to select a gear, the clutch pedal must be depressed - I don't mean 'not happy', I mean pushed fully to the floor!
— Martin Woodward
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be.
— April Mae Monterrosa
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
Worship your heroes from afar; contact withers them.
— Bill Vaughan