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Second, to have a good life, it is not enough to remove what is wrong from it. We also need a positive goal, otherwise why keep going? — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

The morning sagged and decided to last for several years. I couldn't remember the last time minutes and hours stretched so interminably. — Jojo Moyes

Gillen and McKelvie shared their upcoming The Wicked + The Divine with me, and its amazing. Please tell your retailer this week to order! — Mark Waid

138: Yo momma so stupid, she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs — Pokemon Jokes

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie. — Natalya Vorobyova

The heart of wisdom is tolerance. — Steven Erikson

He would have found the whole thing wildly exciting if he wasn't so tired of things being so wildly exciting. — Cynthia Hand

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. — Darynda Jones

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman

Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea. — Nicholas D. Kristof

I get to meet a lot of people, and I really like people. — Vincent Schiavelli

One ought only to write when one leaves a piece of one's own flesh in the inkpot, each time one dips one's pen. — Leo Tolstoy

If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

In order to select a gear, the clutch pedal must be depressed - I don't mean 'not happy', I mean pushed fully to the floor! — Martin Woodward

Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I am designing the future on beer mats, like Churchill and Stalin at Yalta. — David Mitchell

Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be. — April Mae Monterrosa

Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs. — Bauvard

Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. — Werley Nortreus

Worship your heroes from afar; contact withers them. — Bill Vaughan