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Everyone has some they can't contain.
— Buddy Wakefield
The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You're standing in Christ's spot.
— Shannon L. Alder
Even if it's a really funny joke, don't laugh if the devil's the one telling it!
— Sean Patrick Brennan
Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father.
— Holly Hood
I've worked really hard to get to where I am. Slow and steady wins the race, and I believe in paying your dues.
— Amanda Bynes
It is in the interests of both sexes to hear the other sex's experience of powerlessness.
— Warren Farrell
Commend me to the cardinal,' said Milady. 'Commend me to Satan,' replied Rochefort.
— Alexandre Dumas
Satan's hairy ass!
— Robert Thier
Still nothing," Raven answered "This is shitty. We are going to have to invest in heat sensors. These motion detectors blow Satan's left nut.
— Gabrielle Evans
And the true heart of us, our human kind, is that we're connected, at our best, by purities of love found in no other creature.
— Gregory David Roberts
I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose.
— Ellen Hopkins
What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!
— MaryJanice Davidson
I think George Bush is going to win in a walk. I really believe I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election in 2004.
— Pat Robertson