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Funny Satan Quotes By Buddy Wakefield: Everyone has some they can't contain.

Everyone has some they can't contain. — Buddy Wakefield

Funny Satan Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: The only person I compete with is Satan.

The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You're standing in Christ's spot. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny Satan Quotes By Tiffany Reisz: Sadistic is the word for it. God in

Sadistic is the word for it. God in the Old Testament wasn't anyone's pal. — Tiffany Reisz

Funny Satan Quotes By Sean Patrick Brennan: Even if it's a really funny joke, don't

Even if it's a really funny joke, don't laugh if the devil's the one telling it! — Sean Patrick Brennan

Funny Satan Quotes By Holly Hood: Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning.

Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father. — Holly Hood

Funny Satan Quotes By Amanda Bynes: I've worked really hard to get to where

I've worked really hard to get to where I am. Slow and steady wins the race, and I believe in paying your dues. — Amanda Bynes

Funny Satan Quotes By Jon Acuff: God is an early bird; satan is a

God is an early bird; satan is a night owl. Everyone knows that. — Jon Acuff

Funny Satan Quotes By Warren Farrell: It is in the interests of both sexes

It is in the interests of both sexes to hear the other sex's experience of powerlessness. — Warren Farrell

Funny Satan Quotes By James Jones: He had not the makings of that honest

He had not the makings of that honest man to whom success comes naturally. — James Jones

Funny Satan Quotes By Alexandre Dumas: Commend me to the cardinal,' said Milady. 'Commend

Commend me to the cardinal,' said Milady. 'Commend me to Satan,' replied Rochefort. — Alexandre Dumas

Funny Satan Quotes By Unknown: All I'm saying is I've never seen my

All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room. — Unknown

Funny Satan Quotes By Robert Thier: Satan's hairy ass!

Satan's hairy ass! — Robert Thier

Funny Satan Quotes By Gabrielle Evans: Still nothing," Raven answered "This is shitty. We

Still nothing," Raven answered "This is shitty. We are going to have to invest in heat sensors. These motion detectors blow Satan's left nut. — Gabrielle Evans

Funny Satan Quotes By Gregory David Roberts: And the true heart of us, our human

And the true heart of us, our human kind, is that we're connected, at our best, by purities of love found in no other creature. — Gregory David Roberts

Funny Satan Quotes By Richard Eyre: I am interested in the gap between what

I am interested in the gap between what people say and what they think - the undiscovered world of people's lives. Lives of quiet desperation. — Richard Eyre

Funny Satan Quotes By Ellen Hopkins: I don't believe in God, don't believe in

I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose. — Ellen Hopkins

Funny Satan Quotes By MaryJanice Davidson: What's amazing is that she was possessed by

What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual! — MaryJanice Davidson

Funny Satan Quotes By Pat Robertson: I think George Bush is going to win

I think George Bush is going to win in a walk. I really believe I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election in 2004. — Pat Robertson

Funny Satan Quotes By Bud Grant: Legislators are interested in their pet projects, getting

Legislators are interested in their pet projects, getting re-elected, and popularity contests. — Bud Grant

Funny Satan Quotes By Joyce Meyer: My father was a mean, controlling and manipulative

My father was a mean, controlling and manipulative person for most of his life. He was unpredictable and unstable. — Joyce Meyer