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Funny Sanford And Son Quotes By Andie MacDowell: If you carry around anger and ugly emotions

If you carry around anger and ugly emotions it will show on your face. — Andie MacDowell

Funny Sanford And Son Quotes By Alida Nugent: If you want to keep your dignity intact,

If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila. — Alida Nugent

Funny Sanford And Son Quotes By Leonardo Da Vinci: O time! swift devourer of all created things!

O time! swift devourer of all created things! — Leonardo Da Vinci

Funny Sanford And Son Quotes By Anna Kendrick: Every time I talk to a fancy journalist

Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes 'say masturbate, it'll be hilarious'. — Anna Kendrick

Funny Sanford And Son Quotes By Rashi: God knew where he was, but he asked

God knew where he was, but he asked so as to start a conversation with Adam and avoid startling him too much to reply. — Rashi

Funny Sanford And Son Quotes By Christopher Bram: She was sitting up. She lifted and pulled

She was sitting up. She lifted and pulled at her blankets, but it was gone. The hippopotamus of wisdom was nowhere in sight. — Christopher Bram

Funny Sanford And Son Quotes By Patricia Schroeder: When people ask me why I am running

When people ask me why I am running as a woman, I always answer, 'What choice do I have?' — Patricia Schroeder

Funny Sanford And Son Quotes By H.W. Brands: He cultivated ideological fuzziness.

He cultivated ideological fuzziness. — H.W. Brands

Funny Sanford And Son Quotes By Felix Alexander: For it is known that love creates a

For it is known that love creates a bond that unites lovers until the end of time. — Felix Alexander