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Only a fool will accept a gift you cannot keep. You can't keep anything from the world but salvation is wise and everlasting. John 3:16
— Felix Wantang
What kind of sick person would answer rainbows?
— Troye Sivan
You should approach Joyce's Ulysses as the illiterate Baptist preacher approaches the Old Testament: with faith.
— William Faulkner
Physical exercise makes you more graceful. After some gymnasitics you walk as if the whole street is yours.
— Sophia Loren
It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
— Zlatan Ibrahimovic
He promised he wouldn't try and take my virtue in my sleep, but it seemed he had no problem licking it out of me in the morning.
— Karina Halle
First rule of writing: When still a child, make sure you read a lot of books. Spend more time doing this than anything else.
— Zadie Smith
I really don't even know you, and yet, in my life, you are forever entangled; to my history, inextricably bound.
— Sarah Ockler
The main essentials of a successful prime minister are sleep and a sense of history.
— Harold Wilson