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If there's a God in heaven, what's he waiting for? If He can't hear the children, then he must see the war. — Elton John

The world in general disapproves of creativity, and to be creative in public is particularly bad. Even to speculate in public is rather worrisome. — Isaac Asimov

Truth flows from universal law, not personal views. — John Agno

No communication technology has ever disappeared, but instead becomes increasingly less important as the technological horizon widens. — Ray Kurzweil

Don't document bad code - rewrite it. — Brian Kernighan

I've got the guts to die. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live? — Tennessee Williams

Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!) — Rick Riordan

I'm not like some guys who, if the Ravens lose, are ready to jump off the top of M&M Stadium. There are other things in life besides pro football. — Art Donovan

Principles that drive equilibrium in nature's design also power human design. — Maggie Macnab

I don't think men were meant to be interviewed. — Leos Carax

The Boy Scouts might have the motto "Be Prepared," but where I grew up, you practically went straight from diapers to manhood. — Phil Robertson

I find as much inspiration from the forerunners of jazz as I do the modern-day innovators of jazz. — John Scofield

Before I give you a blessing, I ask you for a favor: I want you to bless me. — Pope Francis

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be. — Jeff Ross

Gene sometimes ... well, he has his dream list. — Paul Stanley