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Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted.
— Mark A. Cooper
You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.
— Craig Ferguson
If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich ... not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.
— Simone Elkeles
The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you.
— George W. Bush
I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win."
— Mitch Hedberg
So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral?
— Johnny Rich
A rich man's joke is always funny.
— Thomas Edward Brown
I've often been criticised, but never critically wounded
— Johnny Rich
Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
— Habeeb Akande
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
— Lane Kirkland