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Funny Rich Quotes By Mark A. Cooper: Some of my cousins are so rich and

Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted. — Mark A. Cooper

Funny Rich Quotes By Barack Obama: But you see, a rich country like America

But you see, a rich country like America can perhaps afford to be stupid. — Barack Obama

Funny Rich Quotes By Tom Robbins: Well, there's one thing to be said for

Well, there's one thing to be said for money. It can make you rich. — Tom Robbins

Funny Rich Quotes By Craig Ferguson: You should never protest outside a rich guy's

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor. — Craig Ferguson

Funny Rich Quotes By Simone Elkeles: If my name was Richard, I'd go by

If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich ... not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard. — Simone Elkeles

Funny Rich Quotes By George W. Bush: The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush

Funny Rich Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to rob a bank with a

I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win." — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Rich Quotes By Imelda May: I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich

I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it? — Imelda May

Funny Rich Quotes By Simon Rich: At the end of the day I'm writing

At the end of the day I'm writing comedy. If you get too realistic as a comedy writer with your disasters, it stops being funny. — Simon Rich

Funny Rich Quotes By Chris Rock: Shaq is rich. The white man who signs

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check ... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!" — Chris Rock

Funny Rich Quotes By Johnny Rich: So, my sweet, did it put the fun

So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral? — Johnny Rich

Funny Rich Quotes By Thomas Edward Brown: A rich man's joke is always funny.

A rich man's joke is always funny. — Thomas Edward Brown

Funny Rich Quotes By Johnny Rich: I've often been criticised, but never critically wounded

I've often been criticised, but never critically wounded — Johnny Rich

Funny Rich Quotes By Rich Little: In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because

In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington. — Rich Little

Funny Rich Quotes By Habeeb Akande: Women who seek advice from single women about

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich. — Habeeb Akande

Funny Rich Quotes By Rich Donnelly: I managed a team that was so bad

I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally. — Rich Donnelly

Funny Rich Quotes By Lane Kirkland: If hard work were such a wonderful thing,

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. — Lane Kirkland

Funny Rich Quotes By Rita Rudner: Be careful of men who are bald and

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald". — Rita Rudner

Funny Rich Quotes By Rich Vos: Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five

Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out. — Rich Vos

Funny Rich Quotes By Rich Mullins: Ain't it funny what people say? Ain't it

Ain't it funny what people say? Ain't it funny what people write? — Rich Mullins