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Funny Rice Quotes By Edith Sodergran: The inner fire is the most important thing

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. — Edith Sodergran

Funny Rice Quotes By Alice Cooper: The minute you step onstage, you get eight

The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet taller. — Alice Cooper

Funny Rice Quotes By Rihanna: If you want to do something for Jah,

If you want to do something for Jah, then dont associate with people who do nothing — Rihanna

Funny Rice Quotes By Moliere: The absence of the beloved, short though it

The absence of the beloved, short though it may last, always lasts too long. — Moliere

Funny Rice Quotes By Heidi Klum: A pair of black Louboutin's ... and that's

A pair of black Louboutin's ... and that's it! — Heidi Klum

Funny Rice Quotes By Don DeLillo: Time and death: It's the ultimate vision of

Time and death: It's the ultimate vision of an artist at the end of everything. It's just what's there. It was not something I planned to do. — Don DeLillo

Funny Rice Quotes By Josh Lanyon: Jake fried up the fish, cooked rice with

Jake fried up the fish, cooked rice with garlic, cilantro and green onions. Someday he was going to make some woman a wonderful wife. — Josh Lanyon

Funny Rice Quotes By Craig Thompson: I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel

I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals. — Craig Thompson

Funny Rice Quotes By Anabel Jensen: The bestway to diffuse an argument is to

The bestway to diffuse an argument is to listen first, second, and last. — Anabel Jensen

Funny Rice Quotes By Tom Angleberger: Kitchen boys cost extra. A lot extra. They

Kitchen boys cost extra. A lot extra. They often turn out to be plucky little heroes with hearts of gold and a grim determination to see justice done. — Tom Angleberger

Funny Rice Quotes By Matsuo Basho: A bush-warbler,Coming to the verandah-edge,Left its droppingsOn the

A bush-warbler,
Coming to the verandah-edge,
Left its droppings
On the rice-cakes. — Matsuo Basho

Funny Rice Quotes By Lisa Marie Rice: His son. That funny creature that looked like

His son. That funny creature that looked like a skinned rabbit was his son. — Lisa Marie Rice

Funny Rice Quotes By Edgar Rice Burroughs: I had aimed at Mars and was about

I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus; unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor shots. — Edgar Rice Burroughs

Funny Rice Quotes By Condoleezza Rice: I laugh almost everyday. I have a good

I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny. — Condoleezza Rice

Funny Rice Quotes By Sam Raimi: I've always loved ... actually I didn't always

I've always loved ... actually I didn't always love horror films. I started out and I only liked comedies and dramas. — Sam Raimi

Funny Rice Quotes By Russell Howard: I lived with a guy who had OCD

I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all. — Russell Howard

Funny Rice Quotes By L'Poni Baldwin: He was all over me like brown rice!

He was all over me like brown rice! — L'Poni Baldwin

Funny Rice Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I don't want to have my face on

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"! — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Rice Quotes By Julie James: Yes, Taylor learned at a very young age

Yes, Taylor learned at a very young age that the only way to get boys to shut up and play fairly was to show them that you took crap from no one. — Julie James

Funny Rice Quotes By Anne Rice: What was the good of being a movie

What was the good of being a movie werewolf? You howled at the moon; you couldn't remember what you did, and then somebody shot you. — Anne Rice

Funny Rice Quotes By Andy Kindler: I am the smartest comedian in the history

I am the smartest comedian in the history of the world. — Andy Kindler

Funny Rice Quotes By Anne Rice: And then he glanced at the ceiling and,

And then he glanced at the ceiling and, making a fist with his right hand, he gasped, Damn you ... God! Damn you! — Anne Rice