Funny Restaurant Quotes
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Funny Restaurant Quotes & Sayings
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Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
— Henny Youngman
The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.
— Kristen Schaal
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."
— Mitch Hedberg
I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend.
— Augusten Burroughs
The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.'
— Richard Branson
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
— Yogi Berra
I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right.'
— Mitch Hedberg
I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.
— Mitch Hedberg
