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A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.
— Amy Summers
A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.
— Nicole McKay
Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.
— Nicole McKay
The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.
— Nicole McKay
If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.
— Nicole McKay
I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.
— Nicole McKay
For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.
— Nicole McKay
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.
— Nicole McKay
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
— Nicole McKay
You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!
— Nicole McKay
A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.
— Nicole McKay
A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!
— Nicole McKay
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
— Nicole McKay