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If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.
— Mary Douglas
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.
— Peter Steele
That's what gets converts these days," Baron said. "It's a buyers' market in apocalypse. What's hot in heresy's Armageddon.
— China Mieville
Chord substitution isn't some mysterious religious sect.
— Howard Roberts
Life is about more that quotes about life
— John Chaplin
I'll always come back to you.
— Beth Revis
When nature fails, we turn to art.
— Umberto Eco
People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?
— Hector Himeros
No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!
— Gary Gulman
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists when you can ignore them like wise men?
— Natalie Clifford Barney
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
— Billy Sunday
thinking that I had done something
— Iyanla Vanzant
You don't make money when you buy stocks. And you don't make money when you sell stocks. You make money by waiting.
— Mohnish Pabrai
Execution is a systematic process of rigorously discussing hows and whats, tenaciously following through, and ensuring accountability.
— Lawrence Bossidy
Kissing, said Lesley, ought really to be taught as a school subject, preferably instead of religious studies, which nobody needed.
— Kerstin Gier
Loss is the hardest thing, I said. But it's also the teacher that's the most difficult to ignore.
— Dean Koontz
Darkness fears light,but light does not fear darkness. — Matshona Dhliwayo
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.
— Jonathan Winters
I've been trying to find a way for the terror and the beauty to live together in one song. I know it's possible.
— Sonny Sharrock
When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.
— Shannon L. Alder