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Funny Religious One Liners Quotes By Neil Gaiman: You don't want to ask after the health

You don't want to ask after the health of anyone, if you're a funeral director. They think maybe you're scouting for business. — Neil Gaiman

Funny Religious One Liners Quotes By Gloria Swanson: The Sennett system of making pictures was actually

The Sennett system of making pictures was actually fun. You never knew what the person next to you was going to do. — Gloria Swanson

Funny Religious One Liners Quotes By George Santayana: Nothing can so pierce the soul as the

Nothing can so pierce the soul as the uttermost sigh of the body. — George Santayana

Funny Religious One Liners Quotes By David Eddings: You're going to keep making these mistakes as

You're going to keep making these mistakes as long as you keep carrying your brain in the same scabbard with your sword, Lelldorin. — David Eddings

Funny Religious One Liners Quotes By Tupac Shakur: I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS SOCIETY! First they

I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS SOCIETY! First they try to murder me then they lie to me! — Tupac Shakur

Funny Religious One Liners Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: When you come to a point where nothing

When you come to a point where nothing looks surprising to you, you can then analyse the matters calmly and with much better precision! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Funny Religious One Liners Quotes By W. Sangster: Sympathy is a shallow stream in the souls

Sympathy is a shallow stream in the souls of those who have not suffered. — W. Sangster

Funny Religious One Liners Quotes By Malcolm Gladwell: The power of positive thinking will overcome so

The power of positive thinking will overcome so many things — Malcolm Gladwell

Funny Religious One Liners Quotes By Francesca Annis: I am not a fanatic about anything. I

I am not a fanatic about anything. I do what I can do when I've got the time. — Francesca Annis

Funny Religious One Liners Quotes By Khaled Talib: Writing is the light of imagination playing over

Writing is the light of imagination playing over shadow of thoughts. — Khaled Talib

Funny Religious One Liners Quotes By Isabelle Adjani: Today I trust my instinct, I trust myself.

Today I trust my instinct, I trust myself. Finally. — Isabelle Adjani

Funny Religious One Liners Quotes By Michael R. Burch: Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist

Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts." — Michael R. Burch