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Uncle Bob answered, his tone brusque. "What have you got?"
"Besides great boobs?" I asked.
"On the case."
He was so testy.
"Besides great boobs?" I asked.
"On the case."
He was so testy.
Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.
He was leaving my stepmother for a sailboat. Not that I blamed him. A sailboat would at least be useful.
I was more than willing to put aside the Charley Davidson Book of Etiquette and Mud Wrestling if it resulted in earth-shattering orgasms.
So, was it good for you?" I asked him.
He shook his head. "I faked it."
"Really? So did I. I guess we'll have to try again.
He shook his head. "I faked it."
"Really? So did I. I guess we'll have to try again.
He's helped me a lot over the years."
"I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours."
"I have skin allergies. I'm itchy.
"I'm sure he has. You scratch his back. He scratches yours."
"I have skin allergies. I'm itchy.
GPS. I tracked your phone. PIs can do shit like that. That's how we roll."
"That's so wrong."
"And yet it feels so right.
"That's so wrong."
"And yet it feels so right.
I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.
Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with penises. Either way
The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.
Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy."
"Do you even know what that means?"
"No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives
"Do you even know what that means?"
"No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives
I got an almost clear peripheral look at the guy's left fist. I might could recognize his pinkie." *
I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. - T-SHIRT
Whichever you choose, you're the one who has to deal with the consequences. So make your decision wisely,
How would you like your eggs?"
I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?
I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?
If I'm upset, hold me and tell me how beautiful I am.
If I growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate.
- BEST. ADVICE. EVER.
If I growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate.
- BEST. ADVICE. EVER.
I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
The fact that there's a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. -
In three hundred feet, turn right, Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
It takes thirty-three days to write a book
only thirty-three days. remember, writers lie for a living.
only thirty-three days. remember, writers lie for a living.
And that most people would never understand the devastating need of those left behind, the need to know the truth.
Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
No, no, no, no, no. Anything but murder. Or rape. Or kidnapping. Or armed robbery. Or indecent exposure, 'cause that's just creepy.