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In the stock market, when you are right, you make a little money; when you are wrong, you learn a lot of lessons, so you always win! — Mika.

Did you hear the nonsensical prattle spewing from her pie-hole? — Tucker Max

If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. — Mary Douglas

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath. — Peter Steele

Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal. — Bauvard

That's what gets converts these days," Baron said. "It's a buyers' market in apocalypse. What's hot in heresy's Armageddon. — China Mieville

Chord substitution isn't some mysterious religious sect. — Howard Roberts

Life is about more that quotes about life — John Chaplin

I'll always come back to you. — Beth Revis

I've always been fascinated by what you can learn from looking into your DNA. — Leah Busque

When nature fails, we turn to art. — Umberto Eco

People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh? — Hector Himeros

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny. — Jack Black

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! — Gary Gulman

Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists when you can ignore them like wise men? — Natalie Clifford Barney

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. — Billy Sunday

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. — Mark Twain

nothing about her pain is remotely original - and yet it still hurts — A.S. King

thinking that I had done something — Iyanla Vanzant

You don't make money when you buy stocks. And you don't make money when you sell stocks. You make money by waiting. — Mohnish Pabrai

Execution is a systematic process of rigorously discussing hows and whats, tenaciously following through, and ensuring accountability. — Lawrence Bossidy

Kissing, said Lesley, ought really to be taught as a school subject, preferably instead of religious studies, which nobody needed. — Kerstin Gier

Loss is the hardest thing, I said. But it's also the teacher that's the most difficult to ignore. — Dean Koontz

Faith talks in the language of God. Doubt talks in the language of man. — E.W. Kenyon

Once you commit and decide that there is no turning back, you'll find the strength. — Marta Mrotek

Darkness fears light,
but light does not fear darkness. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty. — Jonathan Winters

I've been trying to find a way for the terror and the beauty to live together in one song. I know it's possible. — Sonny Sharrock

When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough. — Shannon L. Alder