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Funny Redneck American Quotes By Robert Green Ingersoll: This crime called blasphemy was invented by priests

This crime called blasphemy was invented by priests for the purpose of defending doctrines not able to take care of themselves. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Funny Redneck American Quotes By Henry Morton Stanley: Everyone acquainted with the subject will recognize it

Everyone acquainted with the subject will recognize it as a conspicuous failure. — Henry Morton Stanley

Funny Redneck American Quotes By Demetri Martin: A sports bar is a way to take

A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual. — Demetri Martin

Funny Redneck American Quotes By Jennifer Capriati: Tennis is what I do and is part

Tennis is what I do and is part of who I am. — Jennifer Capriati

Funny Redneck American Quotes By Twyla Tharp: It is extremely arrogant and very foolish to

It is extremely arrogant and very foolish to think that you can ever outwit your audience. — Twyla Tharp

Funny Redneck American Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I once saw a forklift lift a crate

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Redneck American Quotes By Daniel Craig: My mother gave me a real kick toward

My mother gave me a real kick toward cooking, which was that if I wanted to eat, I'd better know how to do it myself. — Daniel Craig