Funny Real Life Quotes
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Funny Real Life Quotes & Sayings
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What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life.
— Anne Lamott
In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes.
— Howard Mittelmark
You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are.
— Marisa De Los Santos
When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them.
— Jake M. Johnson
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
— Natasha Leggero
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
Something I always try to practice is be anxious for nothing, but let your request be known to God.
— Tim Tebow
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
— Aaron McGruder
It is not safe to hate the Arameri. Instead we hate their weapons, because weapons do not care.
— N.K. Jemisin
So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.'
— Shailene Woodley
This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen.
— Richelle Mead
I get so concerned that someone will think I don't care about them that I don't even see they don't care about me.
— Kate McGahan
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
— Carol Burnett
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
— Darynda Jones
Thirst for Knowledge; Quench by reading.
— Santhosh Gangadharan
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
— Zach Galifianakis
Oh, blessed are the children of endeavor in this, that they try and are hopeful. And blessed also are they who, knowing, smile and approve.
— Theodore Dreiser
I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.
— Paula Danziger
Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life.
— Dennis Conner
I grew up in Essex, and all my life I wanted to live in London - now I do. I feel very privileged to be able to live here.
— Russell Tovey
I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.
— Ben Barnes
We turned what is virtually a glorified independent label into one of the powerhouse labels in the town.
— Toby Keith
I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work,
— Eugene Levy
Frugality is for the vulgar.
— Francois Rabelais
