Funny Ranting Quotes

Funny Ranting Quotes & Sayings

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Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue. — Terry Pratchett

It loved to happen. — Marcus Aurelius

It is difficult to threaten someone who doesn't have the necessary attention span to register fear. — Rob Thurman

These things I wish for you-tough times and disappointment, hard work and happiness. To me, it's the only way to appreciate life. — Paul Harvey

I am not afraid of lawyers as I used to be. They are lambs in wolves' clothing. — Edna St. Vincent Millay

The first star tonight insanely high, virgin, calm.
I have one hour of peace before the documented planets burn me down. — Leonard Cohen

Disney world is an armpit,compared to Montana!! — Carl Hiaasen

Most artists are surrealists — Dong Kingman

I like to believe magic is all around us, finding its way into everyday life one miracle at a time. — D.A. Henneman

One cannot escape one's fate - whether good or bad; she leaves memories in us. — Sharlyn G. Branson

I'm fairly in tune with what's private with my husband and with me. — Star Jones

If the Prophet could speak in this new age of modern amenities, I knew he would end such silly tradition. — Jean Sasson

Don't have a fall back, because if you do, you'll fall back. — Mary-Louise Parker

I'm running against a woman who's got David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel running her campaign. — Joe Walsh