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Grief is not in the nature of things, but in opinion.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
Who included me among the ranks of the human race?
— Joseph Brodsky
Inside an organization there are only cost centers. The only profit center is a customer whose check has not bounced.
— Peter Drucker
I love doing things that are titillating. I think race can be very funny, and I think I'm very comfortable discussing it and bringing it up.
— Michael Rapaport
Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race on earth.
— Ralph Steadman
This is the mission of every Christian: lumina pandit - to spread the light and to tell the world of God's love.
— Pope Francis
Yes! Yes! There's the attitude. Where was that girl during the race? Off getting sushi?
— Doug Solter
In Argentina, you do what your father does. If your father plays football, you play football. If your father plays polo, you play polo.
— Adolfo Cambiaso
Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Innocence expresses itself to a man so blind!
— Somya Kedia
Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
— Zach Galifianakis
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
— Aaron McGruder
We lose things.And then we choose things.
And there are Louis's
And there are Georges-
Well, Louis's
And George. — Stephen Sondheim
And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race.
— Murray Walker
Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
— Alan Bennett