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There's nothing more invigorating than being deeply involved with a small company and a young team of founders out to do something incredibly special. — Michael Moritz

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing. — Mitch Hedberg

Happiness in marriage and parenthood can exceed a thousand times any other happiness — James E. Faust

Want to dance? We have music this time. And I don't have to punch you when we finish. — Amy Tintera

I believe profoundly that we don't grow into creativity; we grow out of it. Often we are educated out of it. — Ken Robinson

Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Man. I know they say it's good to take the high road. But it's also good to punch assholes in the face, too. — Ava Lore

In that moment, I wanted to punch myself in the face. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Often intuition will direct you. If it feels right, it's probably right. — Oprah Winfrey

I need to put up with two or three caterpillars if I want to get to know the butterflies. Apparently they're very beautiful. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

We are not meant to be perfect; we are meant to be whole — Jane Fonda

Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment or not, but. — Lucy Punch

Of all the knowledge that we can ever obtain, the knowledge of God, and the knowledge of ourselves, are the most important. — Jonathan Edwards

If you don't know your passion, it confuses your mind, not your heart. — Jeff VanderMeer

Rock-Paper-Scissors for it."
"But you always cheat," Blake whined. "And then you just punch me and growl that 'rock beats face'. — Kyle Adams

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson

Terrorism has become the systematic weapon of a war that knows no borders or seldom has a face. — Jacques Chirac

As long as it's funny, there's no such thing as too far. — Lucy Punch

Do not take up music unless you would rather die than not do so. — Nadia Boulanger

It's important to practice good hygiene,
At least if you wanna run with my team. — Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting. — Lucy Punch

Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully. — Ralph Bakshi

The element of dates I dread. To kiss or not to kiss, I hated that question. — Jamie McGuire

Say what you want, but gay guys who've been where you are - there're a loyal breed of animal. — Lawrence Schimel

I have never wanted to punch a highway in the face as badly as I do right now. — Seanan McGuire

One doesn't go to Jerusalem, one returns to it. --Tzivia Khalon — Ronie Kendig