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Funny Press Quotes By Woody Allen: Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue. — Woody Allen

Funny Press Quotes By Kyle Adams: First, I'm going to teach you how to

First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning. — Kyle Adams

Funny Press Quotes By Dalai Lama XIV: By mobilizing our thoughts and practicing new ways

By mobilizing our thoughts and practicing new ways of thinking, we can reshape our nerve cells and change the way our brains work. — Dalai Lama XIV

Funny Press Quotes By Joe Piscopo: All I ever wanted to do was bit

All I ever wanted to do was bit parts on Broadway. I have more than achieved any goal that I aspired to. — Joe Piscopo

Funny Press Quotes By Alexander Cockburn: The weapon of the advocate is the sword

The weapon of the advocate is the sword of the soldier, not the dagger of the assassin. — Alexander Cockburn

Funny Press Quotes By Beth Hoffman: c'mon now, honey, don't be mad at me.

c'mon now, honey, don't be mad at me. I don't mean to lie, I just remember big. — Beth Hoffman

Funny Press Quotes By Sharon Hurley: download the one you want from the cloud,

download the one you want from the cloud, go — Sharon Hurley

Funny Press Quotes By Robert Henri: Educate yourself. Don't let me educate you

Educate yourself. Don't let me educate you — Robert Henri

Funny Press Quotes By Steven Wright: Why do you press harder on a remote-control

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead? — Steven Wright

Funny Press Quotes By Isabel Allende: You couldn't find two people more different than

You couldn't find two people more different than my mother and I. There are a thousand things about me that she fought against. — Isabel Allende

Funny Press Quotes By Randy Glasbergen: Thank you for calling customer service. If you're

Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3 — Randy Glasbergen