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Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue. — Woody Allen
First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning. — Kyle Adams
By mobilizing our thoughts and practicing new ways of thinking, we can reshape our nerve cells and change the way our brains work. — Dalai Lama XIV
All I ever wanted to do was bit parts on Broadway. I have more than achieved any goal that I aspired to. — Joe Piscopo
The weapon of the advocate is the sword of the soldier, not the dagger of the assassin. — Alexander Cockburn
c'mon now, honey, don't be mad at me. I don't mean to lie, I just remember big. — Beth Hoffman
download the one you want from the cloud, go — Sharon Hurley
Educate yourself. Don't let me educate you — Robert Henri
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead? — Steven Wright
You couldn't find two people more different than my mother and I. There are a thousand things about me that she fought against. — Isabel Allende
Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3 — Randy Glasbergen

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