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— Charlie Norwood
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
— Woody Allen
Reincarnation is simply changing awareness. What you are reincarnating into are different states of mind. The whole show is on the inside.
— Frederick Lenz
My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement.
— Sam Argent
I peered into the deep-sae canyon, hoping to spot a toppled skyscraper. Maybe even the Statue of Liberty.
— Kat Falls
So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist.
— Jennifer Bosworth
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
When you've got everything and think you've got nothing you've actually got less
— Benny Bellamacina
I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
— Dylan Moran
Leave me in a room with some crayons and I'll draw on the wall.
— Marilyn Manson
Children need your LOVE especially when they don't deserve it
— Ikechukwu Joseph
The practice of understanding, forgiveness, and love is the best practice for a peaceful world.
— Debasish Mridha
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
— Criss Jami
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!
— Oscar Wilde
Quacks pretend to cure other men's disorders, but fail to find a remedy for their own.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
— Jerry Coleman
I think the reason they cast me as the good girls is because they couldn't find any in Hollywood.
— Victoria Jackson
If you want something in a deal, just ask for it.
— Sam Altman
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.
— Frankie Boyle
If I didn't exist, I would have invented myself.
— Arthur C. Clarke