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When it comes to memory, we all stack the deck. — Stephen King

I'm surprised he doesn't reach for a wet nap to rid his hands of my general poorness. — Victoria Scott

By the ancient bond of the spellclave, I command you, Spider. Stop, or be turned to stone! — Katherine Roberts

I don't know what I believe. — Anthony Hopkins

But she beat that voice down and stomped on it with imaginary work boots. Those steel-toed monsters were good for something. — Victoria Dahl

Of course, Ginger was able to accomplish sex through dance. We told more through our movements instead of the big clinch. We did it all in the dance. — Fred Astaire

Funny how one lie leads to another and before you know it, your whole life can be a lie. I sit on the porch swing later, not even — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgement of your existence. — Frank Herbert

I love the smell of male urine and the reek of his groin on my bath towels after he'd had a shower — J.G. Ballard

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open. — Steven Wright