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I am not fond of speaking about politics because I don't have in my possession an army of 200,000 soldiers. — Franz Liszt

A faceless mass, waiting for handouts. — Ronald Reagan

The besom of reform hath swept him out of office, and a worthier successor wears his dignity and pockets his emoluments. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

I believe people are afraid to be still because we're used to being stimulated. — Michael W. Smith

Everything is so weird in politics that it's very hard to be funny about it, I think. — Tom Lehrer

Textures apply to everything I do. Even within my music, I like smooth things, and then hard and fluffy things, all giving them their place to shine. — FKA Twigs

That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material. — Jon Stewart

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart

Any voice where you've got to scream over a battle or whatever, that's always difficult. It's harder than it seems. — John DiMaggio

Daddy binders, bruh?
Obama: Governor Romney loves him some binders, doesn't he. — Kiese Laymon

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

A week is a long time in politics, and three weeks is twice as long. — Rosie Barnes

When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I'm a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations. — Bauvard

So many names, there is barely room on the walls of the heart. — Billy Collins

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. — Jon Stewart

Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that. — William J. Clinton

Today a newcomer to the state is automatically eligible for our many aid programs the moment he crosses the border. — Ronald Reagan

The pushy showbiz kid thing was always the performance, not the person. I'm very solitary. I don't like socialising. — Bonnie Langford

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

They were Republicans, Nixon Republicans, and so didn't subscribe to the notion that laws are supposed to apply to all people equally. — Bill Bryson

Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them. — Melinda Chapman

British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny. — Morrissey

We got a lot of politicians up there on Capital Hill. Ain't it funny how they prosper while the country stands still? — Waylon Jennings

The moral equal of our Founding Fathers. — Ronald Reagan

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife ... — Homer

A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat. — Reza Aslan

We lead in exporting jobs. — Dan Quayle

I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody. — Eugene Ormandy

Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000. — Dan Quayle

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. — Greg Gutfeld

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. — Janeane Garofalo