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Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Kathleen Madigan: I don't have a computer. I'm going to

I don't have a computer. I'm going to wait until that whole fad is over. I was suckered in on the Pet Rock. Not twice, people. — Kathleen Madigan

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Judy Gold: As scary as it was being raised by

As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two Jewish mothers. — Judy Gold

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Sophocles: Do not grieve yourself too much for those

Do not grieve yourself too much for those you hate, nor yet forget them utterly. — Sophocles

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Elayne Boosler: Stand-up is like a movie every night. You

Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying. — Elayne Boosler

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Kathleen Madigan: I bowled for two years in college, because

I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes. — Kathleen Madigan

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Steven Van Zandt: My lifelong friend and mentor Frank Barsalona is

My lifelong friend and mentor Frank Barsalona is gone. And the music business as we knew it went with him. — Steven Van Zandt

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Phil Ochs: success is an enemy to the losers of

success is an enemy to the losers of the day — Phil Ochs

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Ann Voskamp: Isn't falling in love always the fullest life?

Isn't falling in love always the fullest life? — Ann Voskamp

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By James Cook: Allowing liberals to manage economic policy is like

Allowing liberals to manage economic policy is like hiring monkeys to be aircraft mechanics. — James Cook

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Cory Booker: The change we seek for our nation is

The change we seek for our nation is not the choice of an individual but must be the calling of a country. — Cory Booker

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Kathleen Madigan: I don't really write jokes. I wait for

I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage. — Kathleen Madigan

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Thomas Boswell: More than any other American sport, baseball creates

More than any other American sport, baseball creates the magnetic, addictive illusion that it can almost be understood. — Thomas Boswell

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Jiddu Krishnamurti: Religion is the sense of comprehension of the

Religion is the sense of comprehension of the totality of existence. — Jiddu Krishnamurti

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By M. Scott Peck: Emotional sickness is avoiding reality at any cost.

Emotional sickness is avoiding reality at any cost. Emotional health is facing reality at any cost. — M. Scott Peck

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Clive Anderson: I try to make myself walk around a

I try to make myself walk around a bit, but I probably think about it more than I actually do it. Years ago, I did think about joining a gym. — Clive Anderson

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Marlon James: Some people just fated to fuck up even

Some people just fated to fuck up even when them smart enough to know better. — Marlon James

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Lee Iacocca: It's a good thing god doesn't let you

It's a good thing god doesn't let you look a year or two into the future, or you might be sorely tempted to shoot yourself. — Lee Iacocca

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Nikos Kazantzakis: I realized that meals, too, are a spiritual

I realized that meals, too, are a spiritual service and that meat, bread, and wine are the raw materials from which spirit is formed. — Nikos Kazantzakis

Kathleen Madigan Quotes By Kathleen Madigan: People entertain me more than I entertain them.

People entertain me more than I entertain them. — Kathleen Madigan