Funny Polish Quotes
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Funny Polish Quotes & Sayings
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A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
— Henny Youngman
Sometimes you have to show them what they want to see in order to get them to show you who they really are.
— Pearl Cleage
If ye canna see the bright side o' life, polish the dull side
— Christina Dodd
Asshole Proximity Disorder
— Stefan Molyneux
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
— Henny Youngman
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
— Henny Youngman
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
— Henny Youngman
Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.
— Henny Youngman
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
— Henny Youngman
A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"
— Henny Youngman
We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up.
— Stephen K. Amos
I walk firmer and more secure uphill than down.
— Michel De Montaigne
Fear finds an excuse while faith finds a way.
— Seth Adam Smith
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
— Henny Youngman
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
— Henny Youngman
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"
— Henny Youngman
Know thyself; drink the hemlock.
— Joel R. Dennstedt