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I'm just glad you didn't die while we were gone," Brent said. "He'd be so pissed. And you know, you'd be dead. So that would suck. — Bree Despain

What's the matter, fairy boy? Pissed because Chrys rather kiss me?" - Essence (Nymphs of Macedonia Trilogy #1) — Racheal Renwick

No mistake or failure is as bad as to stop and not try again. — John Wanamaker

Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position. — Bill Maher

Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home. — Dave Barry

Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them. — Jacquelyn Ayres

So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king."
There was silence. Then, "Of course you did. — T.J. Klune

You sin in thinking bad about people - but, often, you guess right. — Giulio Andreotti

I stayed true to my dreams and, eventually, they came true. — Kevin Hart

Life's a car ride ... Sometimes it's cruise control down smooth highways. Other times it's potholes on rural roads. — Carolyn Mackler

A man may not always be what he appears to be, but what he appears to be is always a significant part of what he is. — Willard Gaylin

To show don't tell and all that other writery crap. (Adopted-orphan smile, I mean, that's not bad, come on.) — Gillian Flynn

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh

Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back. — J.R. Ward

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner. — Britney Spears

Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world. — Arthur Smith

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life! — Russell Howard

Our call is to an engaged alienation, — Russell D. Moore

American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off. — Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

God is like a person who clears his throat while hiding and so gives himself away. God lies in wait for us with nothing so much as love. — Meister Eckhart

This day, my God, I hate sin not because it damns me, but because it has done Thee wrong. To have grieved my God is the worst grief to me. — Charles Spurgeon

Shane looked ... pale. Pale and shaken and - how predictable was this? - pissed. — Rachel Caine

As much as I had wanted a love story out of a movie, I know now that movies can only hope to to capture this kind of love. — Nina LaCour