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Funny Pipe Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I like to smoke a pipe, because it's

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Pipe Quotes By Laura Benanti: Just because you're a belter doesn't make you

Just because you're a belter doesn't make you funny; it just means that's how your pipes are set up. — Laura Benanti

Funny Pipe Quotes By J.G. Ballard: The staircase was deserted - the higher up

The staircase was deserted - the higher up the building the more reluctant were the residents to use the stairs, as if this in some way demeaned them. — J.G. Ballard

Funny Pipe Quotes By Kresley Cole: Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in

Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in your house?"
"A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes. — Kresley Cole

Funny Pipe Quotes By Amy Harmon: Death is easy. Living is the hard part.

Death is easy. Living is the hard part. — Amy Harmon

Funny Pipe Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: [ ... ] and I switched to English

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

Funny Pipe Quotes By Mohith Agadi: Good and Bad are like God and Devil.

Good and Bad are like God and Devil. It's up to you, who do you want to summon. — Mohith Agadi

Funny Pipe Quotes By Stephane Rolland: I continue to be drawn to clarity and

I continue to be drawn to clarity and simplicity. 'Less is more' remains my mantra. — Stephane Rolland

Funny Pipe Quotes By Paulo Coelho: Finding something important in life does not mean

Finding something important in life does not mean that you must give up everything else. — Paulo Coelho

Funny Pipe Quotes By Arlo Guthrie: What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

What's in that pipe that he's smoking? — Arlo Guthrie

Funny Pipe Quotes By Willis Regier: Flattery ... gets its kicks by flirting with

Flattery ... gets its kicks by flirting with insult and ridicule. — Willis Regier

Funny Pipe Quotes By Rick Riordan: Grover: It's a very sweet love story. I

Grover: It's a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that's because he's laughing at me. — Rick Riordan

Funny Pipe Quotes By Jojo Moyes: I always say that in any roomful of

I always say that in any roomful of people, I could hive a novel out of any one person's family or life story. — Jojo Moyes

Funny Pipe Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe! — Henny Youngman