Funny Pie Quotes
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Funny Pie Quotes & Sayings
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It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you.
— Stephen King
This Christmas ... Say a prayer for those in need. Be a friend to those in despair. Give all ... the gift of peace! — Timothy Pina
Senator Harding, who declared in his inaugural address that We seek no part in directing the destinies of the world.
— Robert A. Caro
Treat everyone with profound respect, love, and kindness.
— Debasish Mridha
Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon. Howl — Diana Wynne Jones
Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.
— Doug TenNapel
We ought to make the pie higher.
— George W. Bush
It's the duty of a lawyer to represent anyone for whom a responsible argument could be made.
— Lloyd Cutler
Every nation's greatest chance comes from the fact that no nation is completely composed of fools
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
This is a pie chart about procrastination.
— Demetri Martin
I don't really see myself as a big supermodel.
— Agyness Deyn
The beauty of my work is that my sets cost nothing. That's what I love about being a writer of novels.
— Markus Zusak
The intellectuals' chief cause of anguish are one another's works.
— Jacques Barzun
A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.
— Matthew Moy
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.
— Jim Gaffigan
Keepers of light carry invisible candles of hope, touching hearts and illuminating the souls of friends.
— Tom Baker
I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
— Adam Sandler
I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.
— Demetri Martin
For me, happiness is doing my best and trying to be helpful.
— Ken Kercheval
Uncommon solutions can always overcome problems of the most common or uncommon kind if I am sufficiently committed to overcoming them.
— Craig D. Lounsbrough
Never being happy isn't the same as being unhappy. Is it?
— Paul McCrane