Funny Philosophy Quotes
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He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.
— Dylan Moran
To be, or not to be: what a question!
— E.A. Bucchianeri
A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.
— Mark Forsyth
Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.
— Sheeja Jose
If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you.
— Christopher Titus
Life is about more that quotes about life
— John Chaplin
There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Unless philosophy can make a Juliet,Displant a town, reverse a prince's doom,
It helps not, it prevails not. — William Shakespeare
Goodness is funny because it draws you to it while curiously possessing you with the untrammelled desire to turn it into something bad.
— Sophie Villalobos
Especially the transcendental philosophy needs the leaven of humor to render it light and digestible.
— Henry David Thoreau
Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.
— Shannon L. Alder
Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.
— Graham Parke
I think I exist, therefore I exist. I think.
— David Gerrold
If you're trapped in the dream of the Other, you're fucked.
— Gilles Deleuze
I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny
— Benny Bellamacina
I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.
— Scott Westerfeld
I think therefore I am not sure.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do.
— Eraldo Banovac
Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.
— Neel Burton
