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Our big goal should be to make connection to the Internet as common as connection to telephones is today. — William J. Clinton

That's what acting is about - for me, at least - tackling different personas and characters. — Joanne Whalley

It's funny how three or four notes of anger can be struck at once, creating the perfect chord of fury. — Tayari Jones

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. — Mark Twain

Women are complicated and messy and we are certainly not perfect, but we are funny and challenging and kind, and I wouldn't change a thing — Melissa McCarthy

You realize the bad guy isn't wearing a black cape or easy to spot; he's funny, makes you laugh, and has perfect hair. — Taylor Swift

I'll be a perfect gentleman. Just clit-sucking and jerking off, no funny business. — Kit Rocha

How is that cut doing?" His tone had the perfect degree of unconcerned concern.

"Don't worry, my trigger finger is just fine. — Bard Constantine

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes ... dies. — George Carlin

Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect harmony. Has that edge of surprise ... a little nuts and really funny. — Mick LaSalle

A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real. — Harry Styles

There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good. — Adam Rex

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect. — Alanis Morissette

Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm keeping this on file. — Kathy Reichs

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. — Charlie Pierce

I was an amateur wrestler, which I loved. It was my passion, but I started really late; I was a junior in high school when I began. — Dave Bautista

All my children inherited perfect pitch. — Chevy Chase

God insists that we ask, not because He needs to know our situation, but because we need the spiritual discipline of asking. — Catherine Marshall

A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense. — Nicole McKay

It's funny that sometimes you can only describe something with perfect accuracy by being wildly inaccurate. — Sophie Hannah

Oh FUCK the longings and agonies of youth. — John Irving

The pimple is perfect. — Buffy Andrews

Imperfects are funny, lovable and perfect to be happy. Perfects are appreciated and left alone everytime!!!. — Nelson Jack

No matter how one's heart aches, one can do the necessary things and do them well. — Myrtle Reed

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well. — Nick Jonas

He had waited until I had my door open, then driven away. The perfect gentleman. Sort of like Dracula just before he drank your blood. — Toni Andrews

I never can feel certain of any truth, but from a clear perception of its beauty. — John Keats

This was the magic of feasting & fucking, of savoring the blood of a kill & calling the Pack to dine. — Chloe Neill

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice. — Eleanor Roosevelt

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny. — Seth Green

He took your sweet, funny, perfect heart ... and he destroyed it. Why do you keep letting him do it over and over again? — Jess Rothenberg

And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect. — Vladimir Nabokov

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree. — Lois Greiman

Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny. — Padma Venkatraman

Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm. — Kiersten White

I looked for perfection, and I found something better. — Orson Scott Card

That was perfect. It was just the opposite from what I said yesterday. — Eugene Ormandy

It was soaring, that voice, warm and complicated, utterly fearless. — Ann Patchett

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. — Kenichi Ohmae

There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave. — Leah Broadby