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love is not always enough if you both want different things. — Erin Brady
Love me, love my dog. — Bernard Of Clairvaux
Now as through this world I ramble, I see lots of funny men, Some rob you with a six gun, And some with a fountain pen. — Woody Guthrie
The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour. — Lincoln Child
I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper. — Mitch Hedberg
Why, a trick horse is kind of like an actor - no dignity, no character of his own. — John Steinbeck
If you don't get substantially what you want, be ready to walk. And don't look back. — Norman Granz
I only got 'War and Peace' on the third attempt. — Kenneth Branagh
I'm very superstitious. — Grant Heslov
Being born into the Royal Family is like being born into a mental asylum. Marrying into it is not something to be taken lightly. — John Lydon
Musically, he was like an old man in a boy's skin. — Eric Clapton
The people we care about are always worth more to us than the people we don't. No matter what anyone pretends. — Michelle Hodkin
There are times when one certain snow condition is great for one particular brand of skis. — Lindsey Vonn
Some men rob you with a six-gun
others rob you with a fountain pen. — Woody Guthrie
Learn to foster an ardent imagination; so shall you descry beauty which others passed unheeded. — Norman Douglas

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