Funny Pedestrians Quotes

We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment. — George Eliot

How many modern transsexuals are unacknowledged shamans? Perhaps it is to poets they should go for counsel, rather than surgeons. — Camille Paglia

No matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. — Taylor Swift

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. — Steven Wright

God does everything through people who understand they're nothing. And God does nothing through those who think they're everything. — Tullian Tchividjian

If one foot is in a bucket of steam, and the other is in a bucket of ice, you are not, on average, comfortable. — Andy Hargreaves

The moment you make someone promise anything is the same moment you ask them to lie to you. — Molly Ringwald

It's nice to see arrogance humbled. — Wellington Mara

Leather means possession. Turquoise traditionally represents protection. Together they mean you belong to the man who put it around your neck. — Kim Dare

My soul hunger for the living bread. — Lailah Gifty Akita

In the face of madness, rationality was powerless. — Liu Cixin